Wish granted. Content achievement reached.

The design looks to have originated with Reddit user masterhaldentwo. In any case, Tomas Hertl has already looked into buying one for himself.

This is an thing because more than 100 million people watched Perry’s halftime show on Sunday night. In turn, a large subset of that group noticed that one of Perry’s backup sharks, delightful as it may have been, was not a particularly good dancer.

Since, it has fueled much of the internet. Sporting News NHL is grateful to share some of the space.

In what we can only assume is a related story, San Jose’s hockey team went full Left Shark on Monday night, losing 5-4 in a 13-round shootout to the Oilers. The Oilers are extremely bad.