With a big thanks to vocalist Amy Woodall, violinist Christine Kuznia and executive producer Christian Simpson, we present to you a holiday classic. We also would like to thank Joel Embiid for having such a fantastic name.
Props to David Glenn Show producer Hayes Permar, who gave me the idea when he did his brilliant P.J. Hairston parody song over the summer.
PHOTO: What Bill Self looked like in the roaring 90s
KANSAS WE HAVE HEARD ON HIGH
(Sung to the tune of Angels We Have Heard on High)
Kansas we have heard on high
Dominating the Big 12
And Marcus Smart in reply
Blocks out this next refrain
Joel Embiid in the Jayhawks frontcourt
Joel Embiid with Wiggins and Perry Ellis too
Bill Self we get your jubilee
What nine straight league titles do for thee
Even though you don't have Missouri
To beat cuz they're now SEC
Joel Embiid in the Jayhawks frontcourt
Joel Embiid with Wiggins and Perry Ellis too
Joel's dad came from Cameroon to see
His son play ball already
Joel's free throws do need work
But the rest of his game has its perks
Joel Embiid in the Jayhawks frontcourt
Joel Embiid with Wiggins and Perry Ellis too
Self's frontcourt stands 6-8 and above
But don't forget Selden, Mase or Tharpe
His starting 5 we may see
In Dallas' house of Jerry
Joel Embiid in the Jayhawks frontcourt
Joel Embiid with Wiggins and Perry Ellis too
SN’S OTHER CAROL: Celebrating Kentucky hoops
