O.J.-by-the-Sea: The media center at the Santa Monica civil trial. Different from “Camp O.J.,” the center at the criminal trial.
Ito’d: To get bopped on the head, especially with a TV crew’s boom microphone
Scheck happens: General epithet used when things go awry (in honor of criminal defense lawyer Barry Scheck)
Media leaks center: The row of Porta Potties outside the courthouse
A.S.S. graduate: A long-winded person (who’s attended the “American Sidebartending School”)
Bronco bag: Tarp material used to protect well-coifed TV types from sun or rain
Get Funged: Epithet for when someone bungles an important task (in honor of criminalist Dennis Fung)
Slow-speed chaser: A celebratory drink after court is adjourned
