Stonehenge meets used-car dealership near Amarillo, Texas. Pay homage to 22-year-old modern art: “the hood ornament of Route 66.”

Checking out the world’s finest collection of rhinestone-covered furs, pianos and automobiles is a Las Vegas must-do.

After your ninth speeding ticket, hop the 1881 colorado railway. Wow, a 45-mile trip really can take three hours.

Man-made ridge near Hillsboro, Ohio is 2,000-year-old Hopewell Indian effigy mound. Stop for a bit of mystical communion with the quarter-mile-long snake.

Neon-sombrero’d strip mall off I-95 pulls in kitsch-seeking road trippers at South Carolina’s border.

Hold onto your Slurpees at Nevada Rt. 375’s “UFO crossing zone.” Pass Area 51 (where the Feds, of course, hide aliens).

The movie’s so old Costner’s now balding and divorced. But the site, a farm outside Dyersville, Iowa (near Dubuque), still draws plenty of of faithful to the pitcher’s mound.

Done Waco? Kaczynski’s pad in Lincoln, Mont., is the new hot spot. Branched Oak campground is just 14 miles up the road for $3 a night. ($7 with running water. Too bad no one told Ted.)

Any you call yourself an American? Graduates who haven’t yet visited the King’s Memphis, Tenn., digs will love the Jungle Room, flipping through Spam cookbook.