What’s the difference between government bonds and men? Bonds mature.
How do you force a man to do sit-ups? Put the remote control between his legs.
What does a man consider a seven-course meal? A hot dog and a six-pack.
Why is it a good thing there are female astronauts? So someone will ask directions if the crew gets lost in space.
What’s a man’s idea of helping with housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
