Jose Canseco Wants To Sell The Finger He Blew Off With A Gun

I’ll wait while you try not to hurl.

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That’s pretty shocking, even for Canseco. That’s also what makes it so ridiculously improbable to happen. You can’t sell fingers on eBay. Hell, you can’t even sell guns on eBay, so this is all just posturing.

Canseco knows we’re all just watching his Twitter feed at this point and he’s going for the gross-out factor while we wait to write posts like these.

But he will definitely take your money if you want to buy his finger.