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That’s Harbaugh with quarterback Wilson Speight before the No. 5 Wolverines’ Week 1 game against Hawaii. It’s also not the same two seconds looped over and over; that’s a full six-second Vine.

Speight threw one of the worst picks you’ll ever see about five minutes later. Was it because his coach spent a significant amount of time probing, poking and slapping him? We’ll never know. Probably, though.

In any case, Jim Harbaugh is a weirdo, and football is back.