Can You Imagine Drew’s Wedding Dress?

Gross-out comedian Tom Green is serious about at least one thing: Drew Barrymore. Hollywood’s wackiest couple have announced plans to exchange wedding vows. Green, 28, and Barrymore, 25, have already made it through the sickness-and-health part: she slept by his side during his bout with testicular cancer earlier this year; he reportedly ministered to her tears throughout the notoriously troubled “Charlie’s Angels” shoot. Could this be the beginning of the taming of the Drew?

Halle vs. Howie

Halle Berry plays a mutant named Storm in “X-Men,” and she was certainly in character for her stormy appearance on “Live! With Regis Kathie Lee.” After Howie Mandel (subbing for Rege, who was on jury duty) joked that Berry had crashed into him backstage and “left the scene,” Berry almost did just that. Guest Robert Wuhl was rushed onstage while producers tried to persuade the very peeved Berry not to leave. When she did take the stage, Berry openly clashed with Mandel over his reference to her recent hit-and-run car accident. “To be joked about almost to your face, that’s a hard thing to rise above today,” Berry said. Guess Mandel is out of the running for the Kathie Lee job.

Return to Sender

Diana Ross’s stint as the supreme Supreme in the Return to Love tour is over. Or at least she thinks so. Ross issued a statement last week saying she was “severely disappointed” with the promoters for canceling the remaining 14 dates of her 23-city tour. Although dismal ticket sales led to some cancellations–in Ohio 3,000 of 22,000 seats sold–the promoters claim the rest of the shows will go on. What about Boston? “Still on,” says Howard Schacter. Atlantic City? “Yup. Tickets are available for all the shows, beyond the ones that have already been canceled,” he says. An hour later they canceled Boston and Atlantic City. Hair today, gone tomorrow.